MoonShiner's Jar

Howdee Y'all,

That's me, tha 'ol MoonShiner, a standin b hind tha stil with tha shotgun a pointin hat uenze (jest n case u hapin 2 b a revanewer!!!). That thar is my halper, Junior, on tha left with tha jar a fixin 2 catch tha corn squeezins. If'n u haint no revanewer, then Welcom 2 tha ol' MoonShiner's Jar. (If'n u er a revanewer, u best b a gittin gone frum hear!!!) This hear place is named that on acount uf tha fact that corn don't grow hat t'all on Rocky Top soes evrybody gits thar's frum a jar!!!

Thangs hav changed a smart bit here soez uenze needs 2 c all tha nue stuf round hear!!! Take ye time n chack hit all out, n lisen 2 tha good pickin' thats on all tha pages....GRAB YOR GALLASIES, N HEAR WE GO!!!!!

If'n u aint ahear'n "Mountain Dew" then u need ta get Cresendo. U ken clik on that thar music buten 2 get ahold uf 'em. MIDI files throughout this site are from JACKS SHACK

That thar purty pitchur is frum a paintin' by my deer friend, Iva Prince.Hit's kalled "Visiting Grandpa". Hit looks lik sum uf tha old home places rite cheer wher i liv in the Smoky Mountins uf East Tennessee. (Er "God's Cuntry" as we that wuz raised hear liks 2 call hit!)(Tha rest uf uenze jest flat wuzn't luky 'nuf 2 hav ben born cheer!!!!!!!!!!)

Fall has dun got cheer an i wuz a figerin that a purty paintin lik "Visiting Grandpa" wood git tha lot uv us redy fur tha purty cullers thats a bout 2 hit!!!!!!! Thay haint nury a dout thays no place on God's earth as purty hat this tim uv tha year!!!!!!!!!!!

If'n yor enterested in findin out mor 'bout hit er eny uf Iva's other werks, uenze jest send me 1 uf them thar e-males (down inunder hear is whar ye ken) an i'll holler back atche an tale uneze jest how ta get aholt uf her!!!!! She'll sur put 1 uf them thar beuitful oil paintins on ye!!!

Now, jest remembr, thays mor uv Iva's goodies ta com, soes uneze jest keep on a checkin in hear frum time 2 time on a counta i'll be a puten a difernt 1 uf Iva's paintins up frum time 2 time fur uenze 2 en joy.

tha ol' MoonShiners brain has ben a'werkn Gears

(as u ken c bi this hear xray pictur) a nouncin

hits tha place whar tha ol' MoonShiner has dun went n put lanks 2 all tha goodees they is 2 c thats bin cooked up fer uenze (uenze ken poke on pokey-hawntis 2 git thar er poke rite cheer) Butt uenze needs 2 git fineshed with this cheer page ferst!!!! They er a feu littel sampals uv whut they tis 2 c b lo, butt i'm a goin 2 tail uenze theys a hole heep uv goodees fur uenze!!!!!!!!!!! (An atter uenze has seed hit all, git bak cheer fer 2 sine mi gest book!!!!!!)

One uv tha thangs 2 c is THA Mason Jar Award

THIS HEAR A WARD IS FER THEM THAR REEL GOOD PAGES ON THE WEB (We can't tell u whut hit takes 2 win er we'd hav 2 shoot u!!!) fer 2 c tha winnrs, u kin klik on tha a ward butten frum Land-O-Lanks if'n u no uv a goodern, jest go 2 tha a ward page an jest foller tha directions thar 2 nommeynate tha site!!! Submit site

look fer tha jar lik thisn 2 send yur pik!!! (butt git ye butt bak hear atter ye do, now!!!)

tha ol' MoonShiner has jest bin giv a heepin re ward frum them fine foks hat Mr. Jack Daniel's!!! uenze ken chek hit out if'n u git ye butts oer 2 my Whiskey page. uenze ken git thar frum Land-O-Lanks er poke on Mr. Jack.

Santy says: "uenze ort 2 clik on tha presnt i dun left in cheer fur 2 go an c MoonShiner and Ma's Cuntry Chistmas page. Hit's a site 2 c!!! Butt u b sur 2 com bak hear when u get finishd lookin' hat hit an c whut all else they is rite on beloo on this hear page. Me an santy Ma shore duz luv hit!!!" hit's bout time 2 git redie fer Christmas 1998 !!!!!!!!!

(clik on tha purty presant!!!)

TENNESSEE IS BIG ORANGE COUNTRY Peyton Manning

HOW 'BOUT THEM VOLS!!! u ken git 2 tha ol' MoonShiner's VOLS page frum Land-O-Lanks

tha page fer tha best danged race kar drivr n tha werld DALE EARNHARDT if'n uenze wonts 2 chek hit out, jest poke on that thar chekerd flag to git 2 hit!!! (frum Land-o-Lanks)

(poke rite cheer)

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ken giv me a holler on PowWow ifin u wont}

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by pokin' them thar spinnin thangs!!!!}

(Now that is ifin i'm on PowWow rite now an u dun got hit on ur 'puter 2!) Ifin' u aint dun got PowWow, jest u poke the buten rite inunder hear an u ken b a'part uf tha best danged bunch uf folks they is n tha hole danged werld!!!!!!

U r tha vistor ta this hear page. (That thar danged thang dun went an busted agin!!!!!) Them fine folks hat WebTracker gives me tha REAL stasticks on this hear page.

if'n uenze wood, jest put a feu werds fer me in tha GUESTBOOK (butt u mite wont 2 wate 'til u has seen hit all n than com bak cheer 2 do hit!!!)

(When hit werks!!)

er if'n uenze has iny idears, jest sen me 1 uf them thar e-males 2 cphil@planetc.com

An we thank ye!!!!!

This hears tha best danged pervider in tha hole danged werld!!!!!!!! Uenze ken holler at 'em by poken' tha blu buten.

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Y'all com bak now, hear???

butt u best poke on 1 uv them lanks up abov n chack out tha hole place whilest u is hear!!!

an u remember: "Hit's alrite 2 poke fun hat urself" Mi friend Jack sa's "Has ye treed a 'coon taday?" (He went a huntin taday, 11/13/97, butt i had 2 werk on this hear thang!!)

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